i'm a government spy
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

skywlker:

skywlker:

when your best friend starts talking about his new empire

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when your best friend betrays the jedi order

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trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

Robin Sharma (via severs)

This hit me like a brick…

(via knitting-books)

BOOOOOOOOOM

doodooprincess:

friends

getthefuckoutofmyface:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

Eyes hold so much emotion
And just fascinate me

I met a girl that makes me feel like I'm on LSD.
Anonymous

never-closed:

that is one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate