why are bras called bras
battle ready armor
you must be fun at parties
i would be if i got invited
He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
This fort will protect me from the haters
tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW.
Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties
Why do other ppl have my name wtf