i'm a government spy

automatically:

going to a buffet like

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passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo


that is not a typo

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo

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that is not a typo

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..