I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
when your best friend starts talking about his new empire
when your best friend betrays the jedi order
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.